I love sequins
Buy war bonds, punch a nazi in the face!
Yer a wizard, Jessie!
Cowboys and Aliens. POW POW POW
A real question I was asked while working at Chester Frost Park.
Working at Chester Frost Park, sometimes people have encounters with wild animals, like raccoons.
I got a temp job giving surveys for market research.
I got a new temp job as a secretary.
Take thy talons from my heart and see that I can care no more
Happy Valentine's Day
Don't share drinks with your friends, they have germs
I have the best job ever!
I'm trying to beef up my resume
Don't be sad, Batman will dance with you.
Go to the prom with Clayface. He's totally a good date.
Just shoveled snow off our giant, steep drive way with a regular shovel and a hoe.
My face when I woke up to snow this morning
A dog got me on my run