How far is it from the elevator to the waterfall? It's as far as it is from the Shire to Mordor, but don't worry you have my flashlight. and gimli's axe! and legolas's bow! and aragorn's sword!
Meanwhile at Gotham City Gardens
Transformers: Robots Eating Pies
A guy with a recorder and a ponytail braid walked into the cavern castle and started playing Christmas songs. He was teh best recorder player I've ever heard.
Heath let me shave his sideburns into lightning bolts
Scooby Doo redesign
"We're like one, big normal guy!"
Did you know that Harry Potter has a Tiny Voldemort living inside him?
My tour today was an older married couple and a guy that screamed, "RUUUUUUUUUUBY" the whole way there and back. The married couple LOVED HIM.
The Lich
Ruby Falls just won an award for tourist attraction of the year. It's so pretty!
Becca is a craft master
Carson and I just saw Man with the Iron Fists and now we are ready to have our own anime
CARSON AND I ARE GONNA WRECK IT
LUMP OFF
I'm a monster
When things get crazy at the falls, it's good to have Dr. Bob on your side.
I get really nervous drawing stuff for people
Teendom has EVERY FLAVOUR of poptart except the kind I want, strawberry
This is an actual conversation I had yesterday!
Tourist: How big is Chattanooga? Like, what's the population?
Me: Uhhh, I don't know off the top of my head, but it's the fourth largest city in Tennessee
Tourist: Okay, well, can you tell me what the population of Chattanooga is compared to Rock City?
I tried really hard not to laugh after that but I was imagining the gnomes having a town meeting about the tourist problem in Rock City
MIA'S "Bad Girls" + Venture Bros henchman hoodie = ultimate fantasy self
Dear Diary, I haven't slept longer than five hours in three weeks.
I was depressed so Danielle gave me cornrows
This happened while I was operating the elevator today
Keldon is Mayor and I am Sheriff. We keep Ruby Falls in order.
Lance showed up to the house covered in blood while I was on the phone with my mom to tell her I broke my molar moments earlier. I cleaned him up and my tooth got fixed a few days later.
I went tandem skydiving for the first time. IT WAS AWESOME
I'm gonna devote the rest of my life to learning Beyonce's dance moves
Life According to Billy
Teendom Family Crest
My dad bought me an iphone
Gonna put on my shark hat, cause it's SHARK WEEK!
I am an expert at taking breaks at work
trying to watch dexter is hard with my issues with blood and a tv buddy that is never honest about appropriate times for me to open my eyes
More exciting true tales from the life of Jessie Bailey!
My friend Paige once literally had ants in her pants
Real Life Bar Experiences
when old people ask you why you don't have a boyfriend, what reason do you give?
Too busy eating, too busy being awesome, too busy dancing, too busy fighting crime,
because you're a dracula and you don't know what it means to love??
I never sleep. I'm a dracula
The Bonnaroo Experience
Once a week, Lance and I go swimming
pizza time!
Ghost times
I saw perfect getaway and it suuuucks. Probably because I guessed the twist
SNACKS
In the future, Steph will combine pizza and physical therapy for ultimate healing
Computer problems
Come at me bro
The best thing ever is taking a shower with a spider
Snake slayer
I don't wear practical clothes to fight crime
On my to-do list today: draw a real bear with laundry
Watching Stargate but dreaming of Kyle MacLachlan
Me, everyday on the job.
Just got the best job ever as a tour guide at Ruby Falls.
Ever get the feeling you're being followed?
be mine?
Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair of very fancy pants Jessie Bailey will wear to see joco and tmbg
Playing around with the electric trimmer ruined my eyebrow